Concert

I'm at a concert with my wife and her friends.  The band has already played a number of their big hits, but are currently playing a single off their new album.  I just can't get into it, so I excuse myself to visit the bathroom.

In the concourse, I pass by what appear to be the band's roadies.  A couple of them watch as I make my way past them.  Once I'm done in the restrooms, I head back to our seats.  The roadies are still there.  One of them pulls me aside.

"Hey, we're wondering if you'd like to meet the band?  We can get you backstage if you'd like."

"Oh wow!  Me?!  Definitely!!!"

So I follow them through the side door and down a series of hallways.  They lead me into a room, where they tell me to wait.  As I'm waiting, I can faintly hear the bass and drums through the walls.  I can also hear cheers and clapping between songs.

The music stops, and a minute later the door opens.  It's the whole band! 

I shake their hands vigorously while telling them how big of a fan I am.  I'm star-struck to say the least!  The band is super-nice and talks to me for a couple minutes before moving on.  The bassist hangs back and tells me I'm attractive!  "Something about you is exotic and different," he says.  If he only knew the truth of it!

Before I know it I'm on my knees giving him oral.  He's rock hard and encouraging me.  I'm really in a groove, when the door opens and my wife comes in.  He finishes in my mouth with a series of grunts, and I swallow it all down as my wife just watches dumbfounded.

She's furious that I left her and her friends for so long, and never bothered texting her.  Luckily, she used the tracking app on my phone to find me.  Then, it still took her awhile to explain to the roadies what happened and to convince them to let her backstage.

I hope she doesn't punish me too much when we get home.  Meeting the band was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!