Kitchen gadget

 

I've got to get all these holiday cookies baked, frosted, and out to all the neighbors.  Of all the times, why did he have to pick NOW to pull down my panties and bend me over the counter?

Ooh...well, maybe I can afford to be distracted for another minute or ten.  But I swear, once he finishes, the cookies are as good as out the door!

Adjustments

"Seriously, I don't know what you'd do without me," she said while pulling the nylons up my leg.  "You know you can't go around with your pantyhose all gathered up.  Maybe we need to buy you the next size down?"

"Yes, ma'am.  A smaller size would probably fit better."

"And for goodness sake, stop rubbing your legs together like that!  It looks like you need to use the restroom."

"Sorry, ma'am, it just feels so good.  Whenever I put them on, I can't resist doing it."

"Ugh, you and your sissy ways.  I just don't understand you sometimes.  Oh well, are you ready for our fancy date night in?"

"Oh yes, ma'am, I've been looking forward to it all day!"