Kitchen gadget

 

I've got to get all these holiday cookies baked, frosted, and out to all the neighbors.  Of all the times, why did he have to pick NOW to pull down my panties and bend me over the counter?

Ooh...well, maybe I can afford to be distracted for another minute or ten.  But I swear, once he finishes, the cookies are as good as out the door!

Adjustments

"Seriously, I don't know what you'd do without me," she said while pulling the nylons up my leg.  "You know you can't go around with your pantyhose all gathered up.  Maybe we need to buy you the next size down?"

"Yes, ma'am.  A smaller size would probably fit better."

"And for goodness sake, stop rubbing your legs together like that!  It looks like you need to use the restroom."

"Sorry, ma'am, it just feels so good.  Whenever I put them on, I can't resist doing it."

"Ugh, you and your sissy ways.  I just don't understand you sometimes.  Oh well, are you ready for our fancy date night in?"

"Oh yes, ma'am, I've been looking forward to it all day!"

 

Many happy returns

They left our house at the same time this morning, her car headed to the office and his back to his place.  Five minutes later, his car pulls back into the driveway.

"Back so soon?" I ask, meeting him at the door.

"Yeah, well I keep thinking about what you've got going on in this house of yours.  I've got to admit it's unusual, but definitely kinky."

"Well, what specifically brought you back just now?"

"To be honest, you've got this gorgeous mouth.  I keep picturing you putting it to good use, if you know what I mean."

"Yes, I think I do, and I'm happy to oblige.  Do you want to do it right here?"

"Well, let's take it inside.  You know what?  You've got a youthful face.  Do you mind dressing up as a schoolgirl?"

"Ah, I see where you're going with this.  I do have a schoolgirl outfit...what good sissy doesn't?" I ask with a giggle.  "Why don't you head into the den and make yourself comfortable.  Meanwhile, I'll go freshen up and meet you there shortly."

I have to admit I don't get the schoolgirl fantasy myself.  But I know it's a popular one with men, so I'm happy to dress up and play the part.  What's the harm if everyone is happy, right?