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Wednesday, February 26, 2020

Unseasonably warm

"Oh, there you are," my wife says.  "Where have you been?  I've been looking all over for you!"

"It's pretty nice outside, so I just went for a little walk," I reply.

"In those shoes?!  Are you crazy?"

"Don't worry, I didn't get that far.  Still, you'd be amazed at how many compliments I got on them.  Seems like everyone and their brother was taking advantage of the warm weather.  That reminds me, some nice guy and his actual brother stopped and offered me a ride.  They were pretty cute, so how could I say no?"

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1 comment:

  1. Totally understandable. I mean, I would offer you a ride too. 🤗

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