"Oh, there you are," my wife says. "Where have you been? I've been looking all over for you!"
"It's pretty nice outside, so I just went for a little walk," I reply.
"In those shoes?! Are you crazy?"
"Don't worry, I didn't get that far. Still, you'd be amazed at how many compliments I got on them. Seems like everyone and their brother was taking advantage of the warm weather. That reminds me, some nice guy and his actual brother stopped and offered me a ride. They were pretty cute, so how could I say no?"
Totally understandable. I mean, I would offer you a ride too. 🤗
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