Halloween party

My wife walks into the bedroom behind me.  I'm still in shock at what she's laid out on the bed.

"Well, have you made your choice yet?" she asks with a grin.

"You're sure I have to wear one of these to the Halloween party?  All of our friends will be there."

"Honey, I told you.  I pick out the costumes, and you get first choice.  Remember, I'm being nice by letting you pick first.  Don't make me regret this, sissy."

"Of course," I reply quickly, realizing I'm now on borrowed time.  "I'll dress as the witch."

"Great!  I'll be the pirate.  Now run along and get changed, we don't want to keep our friends waiting."